Date My Friend, By All Dogs

There are normal ways to meet people. Dating apps. Mutual friends. Accidentally grabbing the same avocado at Trader Joe’s and making awkward eye contact.

And then there’s All Dogs’ “Date My Friend” event, which is decidedly not normal and absolutely genius. Here’s the concept: Bring your dog. Bring your single friend. Bring a PowerPoint presentation explaining why someone should date said friend. Present it to a room full of strangers and their dogs. Pray your friend forgives you.

How It Works

The rules are simple:

1. Bring your single friend (with their consent, please—kidnapping is frowned upon)

2. Bring your dog (emotional support is crucial)

3. Create a PowerPoint presentation about why your friend is a catch

4. Present it to the group while your friend sits there, mortified

5. Let the dogs socialize while humans process what just happened

6. Exchange numbers, Instagram handles, or just trauma bond over the experience

The event happens at All Dogs indoor dog park in Tempe, because nothing says “romance” like climate-controlled air and the distant sound of dogs playing tug-of-war.

What Should Be in the PowerPoint?

This is where creativity meets chaos. The presentation can be as polished or as unhinged as your friendship allows. Here are some ideas:

Slide 1: The Introduction
“Why Sarah Deserves Better Than Her Ex: A Data-Driven Analysis.”
Include a photo. Preferably one where your friend looks like a functional human, not the 3 AM screenshot you have saved for blackmail purposes.

Slide 2: Key Stats

• Height: 5’7” (5’9” in heels, 6’2” in confidence)

• Credit Score: High enough to get approved for things

• Netflix Account: Premium (shares password generously)

• Red Flags: Minimal (we’ll get to those later)

Slide 3: Pros and Cons

PROS:

• Makes incredible nachos

• Remembers birthdays without Facebook reminders

• Can parallel park on the first try

• Laughs at own jokes (confidence is attractive)

CONS:

• Sings in the car. Loudly. Incorrectly.

• Takes 45 minutes to pick a restaurant then orders the same thing

• Will 100% steal your fries

Slide 4: The Close
End strong. Include contact info (with permission). Add a Q&A slide. Offer a money-back guarantee (just kidding, there’s no money involved, only emotional investment).

Why This Event Is Actually Brilliant

Sure, it sounds ridiculous. But hear this out:

The dog filter is real.
If someone’s dog is aggressive, anxious, or untrained, that says something.
If their dog is friendly, well-socialized, and happy? That also says something.

It breaks the ice immediately.
There’s no awkward small talk when your best friend just roasted you in front of 20 strangers using pie charts.

You learn a lot fast.
A PowerPoint reveals effort, humor, and relationship potential through the eyes of the people who know someone best.

It’s memorable.
Even if no romantic connections bloom, everyone walks away with stories.

What to Expect at the Event

Let’s set realistic expectations:

There will be laughter.
Probably at your friend’s expense. That’s the point.

There will be dogs.
Lots of them. They’ll be vibing while humans emotionally recover from slideshows.

There will be cringe.
Delicious, delightful cringe.

There might be love.
Or a second date. Or a new friend. Or at least a dog playdate.

Kimo’s Take

Kimo, All Dogs’ English Bulldog mascot, has thoughts. And standards. While she can’t make a PowerPoint (thumbs are a scam), she’s a top-tier judge of character. If Kimo approves of someone, it’s basically a five-star Yelp review. She’ll be on-site, doing her solemn duty as vibe-checker and emotional support potato.

How to Convince Your Friend to Participate

“Hey, want to be publicly roasted via Microsoft Office software while dogs run around?”

If that doesn’t work, try:

• “It’ll be fun!”

• “What’s the worst that could happen?”

• “I already made the PowerPoint.”

• “Free exposure for your dating life.”

• “Kimo will be there.”

If they still refuse, make the presentation anyway and show it privately. It will either win them over—or end your friendship. Worth the risk.

Once they've agreed to come, sign up here for your tickets!

The Bottom Line

All Dogs’ “Date My Friend” event is part comedy show, part social experiment, part matchmaking attempt, and fully dog-friendly chaos.

So grab your single friend, open PowerPoint, and prepare to advocate publicly for why they deserve love, laughter, and maybe someone who also takes 45 minutes to pick a restaurant.

Not your thing? Keep an eye out for All Dogs Upcoming Events!