Quiz: What Are Your Dog’s Politics?

Is AOC’s dog hoping she fails?? We won’t know until she takes this quiz.

Your dog sleeps in the middle of the bed but that doesn’t mean that they’re a centrist. They have opinions and these are strange times. The truth might hurt but you need to know for whom you’re providing shelter and food. Answer these 4 questions and we’ll recommend a way forward.

1. What does your dog do when another dog gets a treat?

Protests loudly Lines up for their treat Wasn’t paying attention

2. How does your dog react to birds or other animals in their yard?

This is an apartment dog, they know how to get along Chases them like it’s a personal indignity Watches with intense eye contact but no action

3. At a dog park, your dog is most likely to:

Socialize with the humans, getting as many scratches as possible Run with a pack of other dogs Hide behind your leg

4. What kind of leadership does your dog respond to best?

Strong, decisive, alpha energy that doesn’t negotiate Enthusiastic and treat-based They’re more of a free spirit

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